It has been quite some time since I updated the blog. Not because my girls haven’t been incredibly entertaining, but because we have been incredibly busy. Last night they were on a ROLL. Here is a little glimpse into my hilarious night with them.
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After listening to some Christmas music (I know it’s early…don’t judge!) Sophie started talking about Jesus and the fact that Christmas is his birthday.
Sophie: It’s really sad that Jesus died though.
Me: Yes, but he died so that we could all have a chance to go to Heaven.
Sophie: They didn’t even bury him. They just put him in a cave with a rock in front of it.
Me: Well, back then they didn’t always bury people. Sometimes they put them in a tomb.
Sophie: He came back alive though, and he came out of that cave. Mama, was Jesus a Zombie?
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Lilly: Can I play with the iPad?
Me: Not right now. We’re taking a break from it tonight. Go play in the toy room with your sisters.
Lilly: But I want to play with the iPad.
Me: Not now.
Lilly: PLEASE!!!! Let me play with it!
Me: No. Go play with Sophie and Evelyn.
Lilly: (Hands on hips) I WOULD SELL MY WHOLE FAMILY FOR $30 IF I COULD DO ANYTHING I WANT!!!!!
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I still put all three girls in the bathtub together at night. It’s a tub full, but it’s the quickest way to get them all clean AND be able to keep an eye on all of them at the same time. Last night, the three of them were taking their “bubble bath” together when….
Lilly: What is THIS?!?! (Pulls a poop up out of the water)
Me: Um, that’s a turd. Evelyn, did you poop in the tub?
Evelyn: (Looks up, smiles, and starts clapping her hands) YAY!!!!!
Lilly: (Silent, horrified look on her face, poop still in her hand)
Me: Everybody out!
Sophie: Ewwww! We’re sitting in poop water!
Lilly: (Drops poop, jumps out) Ew, Ew!
Evelyn: (Still clapping) YAY!!!!!
Lilly: EVELYN ROSA! I AM NOT IMPRESSED!!!
The Ballard Five 
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